The Swede replied chickens. Ole responded that they were paying for the house on what they were saving on rent.
Railroad tracks So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life.
The boss called him into the office and demanded an explanation. Sven was flabbergasted but refused to give up so easily.
Fancy wine Random Access Memory: Later they returned to Sweden to test the dog, but they were rather disappointed. Dat ting dat splits da wood Hard Drive: OK, Ole, cover your right eye. A policeman came by and thought to himself: Old Man - I am.
Young Man - How did you get a name like Hans Olaffsen? A Norwegian went on an elephant hunt, but had to quit when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. Holds up da barn roof Port: If you have a good Scandinavian joke, please e-mail me.
You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets. One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in it.
A Norwegian drove into a Swedish gas station, and wanted some help with his signal lights. Logical A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway.
He says to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena? Seeing that Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? A few weeks later, Lars inquired how she was doing with it.
Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. The great intellect grabbed my back-sack. Diamond, who asked her: The Norwegian replied 3. The farmer told him he got up the next morning and looked and the dogs were gone, and a couple of days later he wanted to make sure they were gone so he looked under the porch and sure enough the dogs were gone but two Norwegian families had moved in.
They each got to choose which way they would die. He say "Hans Olaffsen". Then, a Swedish comrad came along and asked what had just happened. He went up to him and said: After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a canoe out of his skin.
So the Swedes can go window shopping! In the old days the Swedes used to drive on the left, but his caused many tourist accidents. The Norwegian asked how many he had. The big day came and the priest had Ole kneel.Divorce.
The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. He said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $ a month for support.". Latest environmental news, features and updates.
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